Pablo Picasso/Bus Driver

Adam Wainwright painted tonight. He painted with his fastball, he painted with his curveball and he painted with his cutter. The Cardinals beat a not very good Astros team 7 - 0 in 2:42 and Wainwright was in total control the whole game. This complete game 5-hit shutout included one walk and 12 strikeouts. Wainwright threw 71 strikes and 34 balls. This was a masterpiece. Not only did Wainwright emulate Pablo Picasso with his performance, he also emulated a bus driver - he took the Astros to school.